AnonymousWhich of the bat kids is Bruce most likely to forget aren't actually twins and call them twins (with a six month age gap or something equally implausible) much to the amusement of the kids and the confusion of everyone else?
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-And in every other universe, it doesn't end well.
-There's a first time for everything, right?
my dad always says "it's not trespassing if you're not planning to do anything bad" which as a legal argument wouldn't get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound
officer i am literally just in a location
Best part of my day… Like ten minutes ago, I made Nat an omelet. Yeah. You love taking care of people.
you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as "You Are Not Immune To Propaganda" (featuring Garfield)
[image description: a photograph of a boxy white TV from the 1990s, yellowed with age. it has a VHS port and chunky analogue buttons. the slightly curved screen shows text reading, "the convenience you demanded is now mandatory," written in the fonts and colors of the Amazon, Disney, and YouTube logos. end image description.]
girls in grey sweatpants and sports bras have healing properties we can all benefit from
when i die i will be converted into a beautiful pdf
You took my childhood. You took my choices and tried to break me. But you’re never gonna do that to anybody ever again.
BLACK WIDOW (2021) + vhs covers
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JOSEPH QUINN as EDDIE MUNSON
“the massacre at hawkins lab” 4.07 • stranger things
gentle reminder that crying is actually one of the best things you can do to relieve all that tension and emotion in your brain, and not to resist the impulse because it's 'weak' or 'unnecessary' or 'a plea for attention.' if you need to cry, do it, even if you don't always know the reason. your body does.
My mom (72) recently downsized and moved close enough to me that checking on her in person regularly is not really out of my way, but when I was obvious about it she wouldn’t let me “stop-by” because she was, “fine”.
Well, one day I actually needed some aluminum foil so I called and asked if I could borrow enough to cover a baking tin because I didn’t want to run to the store. She said sure, but when I got to her house she needed furniture moved, a wasp nest removed, and her coffee pot fixed. After I got the foil I mentioned each thing cautiously and she let me take care of them for her. So next weekend I’ll need a cup of rice and check on her again.
Don’t “let them think” they’re helping you.
Just LET THEM HELP YOU.
“Hey Mom, do you know how to fix a button? I lost one off my good shirt and I really need to learn.”
“Dad, how do you get your spaghetti sauce so good? If I come over on Saturday can you show me?”
“Playing cards sounds great, Mrs. Simmons, I’ve never learned canasta.”
Elders are also part of your community and they have much to teach you. Exchange. Don’t condescend.
Can we also extend this to disabled people please? I feel like we face a very similar kind of condescension (and obviously there is a significant overlap). I actually know lots of things most people don’t.
i am first and foremost a lover. secondarily and mostly for the bit i am also a hater
So apparently they CAN automate my job 🤔
fanart companion to "he would not fucking say that." he does not fucking look like that