streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️
I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question
‘I could fix him’ yeah well I could brush his hair and call him babygirl
Why fic no climb out of my head and lie down in paper? Why must I write fic? ☹
i think waiting together is a love language. wait for the train with me, so we can talk a little longer. wait for dinner with me, we can slow dance in the kitchen. wait for me until i can talk after crying my eyes out, hold me, we will figure it out. wait for me when it gets rough, i know i can get through this (with you). wait for me in the car, this song is too good to not finish listening to it. wait for the first snow with me, cold red noses and bright eyes. lets wait for each other, i love you.
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
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AnonymousWhich of the bat kids is Bruce most likely to forget aren't actually twins and call them twins (with a six month age gap or something equally implausible) much to the amusement of the kids and the confusion of everyone else?
Steph and Duke
-And in every other universe, it doesn't end well.
-There's a first time for everything, right?
my dad always says "it's not trespassing if you're not planning to do anything bad" which as a legal argument wouldn't get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound
officer i am literally just in a location
Best part of my day… Like ten minutes ago, I made Nat an omelet. Yeah. You love taking care of people.
you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as "You Are Not Immune To Propaganda" (featuring Garfield)
[image description: a photograph of a boxy white TV from the 1990s, yellowed with age. it has a VHS port and chunky analogue buttons. the slightly curved screen shows text reading, "the convenience you demanded is now mandatory," written in the fonts and colors of the Amazon, Disney, and YouTube logos. end image description.]
girls in grey sweatpants and sports bras have healing properties we can all benefit from
when i die i will be converted into a beautiful pdf